Day Twelve

Sleep deprivation is a form of torture. School commonly causes the side affect of sleep deprivation among many students. So if you take the source of sleep deprivation and substitute it into the first sentence you get this: School is a form of torture.

Do not take this medication if you are pregnant, nursing or may become pregnant. Other factors to consider include, but are not limited to, the following: social life with friends, time spent building a relationship with significant other, Facebook, ability, or lack there of, to read quickly, etc. All of these items listed are also sources of sleep deprivation and when paired with school can cause deadly combinations.

Do not operate heavy machinery or attempt to drive until you know how school affects your ability to perceive reality. If you experience headache, anxiety, nausea, thoughts of suicide, do not see any Dr. on campus but go to a Medical doctor for help.

Due to the extreme price of school, no refunds are available, so take it only at your own risks. Be sure to consult your family before taking school on.

If you cannot afford school, Astra-Zeneca will not be able to help you.